Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.
As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.
Then one stops and asks his companion:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
What is so good about a dog that can not see? Nothing is good
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?
The happier they get, the less they see.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.
It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday.
Not a soul in sight.
