What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
Sight Jokes
Wife is texting husband:
"Honey, if I give you 300 dollars, will you stop being blind?"
Husband: "seilghsielguG"
Wife: "Seriously, David?"
Husband: "fuweyadb"
Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.
As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.
Then one stops and asks his companion:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?
The happier they get, the less they see.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
