What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
Wife is texting husband- Honey if I give you 300 dollars will you stop being blind? husband-seilghsielguG Wife- seriously David Husband-fuweyadb
Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
I spy with my little eye..
-noting Iam blind-
me: says to kid at adoption center you adopted me and kid: hug
thought this sight needed a little bit of nice jokes
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. the night they get out of their cages they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road. as one lion gets a bite of leg the second takes a piece of shoulder. Then one stops and asks his companion: Does this taste funny to you?
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
What is so good about a dog that can not see? Nothing is good
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind Manto become a king. I mean, I don't see why not.
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
If the dislecsex man wanted to adopt a kid then how could he sight the papers
The happier they get, the less they see.
What problems might a blind child run into A wall
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
All doggie go to heaven -or so I've been told. They run and play along the streets of Gold. Why is heaven such a doggie-delight... Why,because there's not a single cat in sight.
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.
It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday. Not a soul in sight.
