Sight jokes
Why can鈥檛 the blind man see?
He just can鈥檛 see. 馃
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Have you seen my uncle?
Jesus: I have.
God: Me too.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
"Don鈥檛 look! I saw you peeking through the window."
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repeatedly told him to look where he was going.
You people who look at this sight, shame on you, fucking idiots!
He was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city hall in French, and then on his way to be a good friend of the situation in the city, as he had been fixed in a few hours of the situation in which he was walking. I will never shiver at the sight [of] words.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Why couldn鈥檛 the orphan find home?
Didn鈥檛 have eyes.