Yo mama so fat she didn't just cross the border she crossed ALL The borders
short version: yo mama so fat she touches every border
she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts and we're both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
This. This, is my class.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
like if your short
A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear,"hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges. A few moments later, the penguin asks,"hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says,"hey, can you pass the rubber ducky."
The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says,"What do you think I am? a radio?!?"
A women brought her hamster to the vet. The vet takes a look and concludes the hamster died.
The woman doesn't believe it and request further investigation. So the vet lets in a Labrador. The dog sniffs around the hamster and shortly after he produces a sad whine, shakes his had and leaves the room with his tail low.
The woman, still not convinced, demands more examinations. The vet gets one of his cats. It walks around the hamster and pets it. After some time it shakes her head and runs of quickly.
"Fine, I believe you now," the woman says, my beloved hamster is dead. "I'm sorry for your loss", the vet replies. "Your bill for this visit will be 1505 dollars" says the vet. "what? 1505 dollars just to tell me my hamster is dead?" The woman says shocked.
The vet replies: "No, 5 dollars to tell your hamster died, 500 dollars for the lab report and 1000 dollars for the CAT scan."
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rZTRrpxgkK0
Copy and paste it into a google tab. :)
what did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? da fok yu sai tu meee.
#shorts
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
If you drop something make your short friend get it
You so short Aiden looked tall
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school? Because they never get picked
If they’re short and called rose and born in June they’re emo
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short term memory disorder and dyscalculia so please remember that no-one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous
I asked my dad, "are we there yet" and he told me "don't worry son it will be a short ride"
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her. Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the hunger games cuz she thought it was a eating competition. Yo mama is so ugly when santa claus saw her. He yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t" Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didnt let her leave Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
