"Mhm...So you're gay" -Darling
What do a small pair of underpants and small dance room have in common no ballroom
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked is this train running on time, I said no it runs on steam and coal
I arrived at a restaurant early and manager said do you mind waiting a bit? I said I don’t mind and he said OK. Take these trays to table 9.
What do you call a general neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics”
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of RHYME and REASON
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his FILLINGS checked
What did the beat say to the rapper?
“You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES
