I had sex with my boss's daughter.
I didn't get fired. I'm self-employed.
I had sex with my boss's daughter.
I didn't get fired. I'm self-employed.
Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.
Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?
Pretty nuts!
I just found out I'm colorblind. News came out of the purple.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Yo mamma is so dumb that she smokes to burn calories!
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.