Short jokes

Short Jokes

Nightmare

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because we shot the last one that had a dream.

Son

"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"

My son is broken: "I think at home!"

Happiness!

CEO

Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?

A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.

Gut

"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."

Crab

Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!

Nightmare

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)

Vegetarian

Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?

They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.

Armor

When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."

Song

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?

"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."

Chess

Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?

Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.

Man

What do you call a 90-year-old black man?

Antique farming equipment.

Kitchen

A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?

The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.

Eye

Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.

Job

I had sex with my boss's daughter.

I didn't get fired. I'm self-employed.

Batman

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???

Batman can go out at night without Robin.