Short jokes
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Bruh, don't be punny.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.