Short jokes

Short jokes

Dora

¡Hola, soy Dora!

Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!

Hobby

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

Friend

Me to friend: I'm homeschooled.

Friend: If I was homeschooled, I'd kms.

Me: Oh, I already tried that.

Fire

Them: What's on your arm?

Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)

Body

Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?

I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.

Dahmer

There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?

He's Dahmer's son @domink.

Jeffrey Dahmer

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.

Diary

I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.

The last entry was about 12 years old.

Pregnancy

What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

Someone didn’t pull it out in time.

Breakfast

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.

Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.

Ball

Michael Jackson

Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".

People

Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?

A: Stop littering!