Short jokes
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
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How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel, and an alibi.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.