Short jokes
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.