Short jokes
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
What time is fun?
Time for games!
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Robert Scott is a NumNut.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?