Short jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic. Hehe.
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
Grandpa: "You can't have phones within 15 feet of the table."
Me: "And you aren't allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school."
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
What time do you call me tomorrow?