Short jokes

Short Jokes

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.

Elephant

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A: How do you breathe through that little thing?

Fight

What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?

Alien vs Predator.

Baby

Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

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  • Bison

    What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."

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  • Cat

    Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? -- To the retail store!

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  • Man

    Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.

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  • Piano

    What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

    A flat miner.

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  • Pair

    I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.

    Day

    I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."

    Instrument

    According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

    Space

    What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?

    Silicon Valley.