Short jokes
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
How do you throw a surprise party at a hospital? Bring a strobe light into the epilepsy ward.
Wassup? (DYM 109)
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.