Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and that's it
atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touch each other or anything, so sir, I did not drop-kick that child
Why doesn't a skeleton to dance. Because he had no body to dance with. Lol sans
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
How can you get free butt plants just get your man to fill your butt with Natural juices
ho can drink 20 litres of fuel without dying jerrycan
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer’s cannibalism?
This isn’t ketchup
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
why cant chines people play base ball because they ate the bat
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
Q:What is Trump
A: an oversized oompa loompa
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
if gay means happy then i am now straight
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling? he kept making strikes
Q. What's a bulimic's favourite movie? A. The Purge.
what does a orphan and a military man not have in common, neither gets to go back home
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
