Short jokes

Short Jokes

Space Travel

What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."

women's rights

Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?

Girl: No, how?

Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.

Chess

Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?

He can't choose between black or white.

Atom

Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.

Skeleton

Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.

Word

What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?

"This isn't ketchup."

Butt

How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.

Sentence

The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.

School Shooter

When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."