Short jokes
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
Who can drink 20 liters of fuel without dying? A jerrycan.
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."