Hey girl are your pants a mirror. ‘Cause I can see myself in them.
#pick-up-line
Short Jokes
We love russia we do we love russia we do we love russia we do oh russia we love you 🇷🇺
Elderly man: can I get a discount please, I fought in world war 2…
Cashier: sure!
Elderly man: danke
What do a a stole and a emo have in common… They both sit still
I always wear puma, put ma ballz in your mouth
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean seriously haven’t you got something better to tell
You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump
You should bully orphans what are they going to do tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church
To finally call someone father 😂😂
Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no one to call daddy
My uncle and I have some what of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
Oh brother.
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
How did princess Dianna die? Giving the glove box head.
Why is Death the worlds biggest slut? Death gets to fuck everyone.
So your wife has died and now she is marginally better in bed than before. If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
You suck harder than a vaccum ever will :)
your hairlines less straight than my dads💇
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She tort them all to pull out on time.