Short jokes

Short Jokes

What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.

Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?

Because a black person was approaching.

Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?

Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!

I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.

What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?

You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.