Short jokes

Short Jokes

Priest

What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?

Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.

Glory Hole

Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?

A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.

Epstein

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

Alzheimer's

Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.

People

There are people weirder looking than me.

Like who?

Like people with Down syndrome.

Epstein

Trump's releasing the files.

To catch all the pedophiles.

He didn't know Epstein.

Didn't touch any teens.

Funeral

What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?

The pose!

Baby

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Trash

Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.

Physicist

What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.

Orphan

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know what a home looks like.

Shooting

The only thing funnier than the shooting of that healthcare CEO is imagining the look on his wife's face when she got the hospital bill.