Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
The only thing funnier than the shooting of that healthcare CEO is imagining the look on his wife's face when she got the hospital bill.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
My doctor told me I had Alzheimer’s.
I said to him, “I don’t remember asking.”
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
What has four legs and one arm?
A Rottweiler in a children’s playground.
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.