What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.
I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
"Now buzz off" - Explain Bear
What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?
The pose!
What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
The only thing funnier than the shooting of that healthcare CEO is imagining the look on his wife's face when she got the hospital bill.