Short Jokes

Hey girl are your pants a mirror. ‘Cause I can see myself in them.

#pick-up-line

Russiya

We love russia we do we love russia we do we love russia we do oh russia we love you 🇷🇺

Anonymous
in War

Elderly man: can I get a discount please, I fought in world war 2…

Cashier: sure!

Elderly man: danke

Anonymous
in Emo

What do a a stole and a emo have in common… They both sit still

Anonymous
in Ball

I always wear puma, put ma ballz in your mouth

Anonymous

These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean seriously haven’t you got something better to tell

CUDAHY 213
in Tampon

You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump

Anonymous
in Orphan

You should bully orphans what are they going to do tell their parents.

Kaylee
in Orphan

Why did the orphan go to church

        To finally call someone father 😂😂
The weirdo beatie
in Orphanage

Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no one to call daddy

Linda

My uncle and I have some what of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.

Linda

My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.

Linda

Oh brother.

Linda

Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.

Prince not so charming

How did princess Dianna die? Giving the glove box head.

Ripe

Why is Death the worlds biggest slut? Death gets to fuck everyone.

Stiff

So your wife has died and now she is marginally better in bed than before. If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

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You suck harder than a vaccum ever will :)

Anonymous
in Hairline

your hairlines less straight than my dads💇

I could be your Dad
in Train

Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She tort them all to pull out on time.