Short jokes
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
The rain is my tears.
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
Germany is...
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
How's your day going?
Shut up, I didn't ask.
Use code tiko#teamfish
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
Bored.
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
What is a bus 🚌?