Short jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
What is a car that runs and can't?
Also, not love everyone.
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Aahhhhhh!
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."