Short jokes
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"
The woman replies, "No, why?"
The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
Suicide is never the answer.
Suicide is the question.
The answer is yes.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.