Short jokes

Short jokes

Government

Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.

Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.

Fan

I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.

She literally died a crazy bitch.

Citizen

If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.

Boob

Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."

Trash Can

How do you make a trash can leak?

Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!

Fortnite

I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.

People

Why do people consume "Laxatives"?

Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!

Fetus

What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?

A fetus has more rights.

Body

Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.

Hairline

Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.

Rip-off

One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.