Short jokes
Ass.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
Yaxaas?
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
I don't know what to say.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
"Brandon, tell the teacher that I'm with Ms. Polack."