Short jokes
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
I suck big weiner.
When a lady gets married, what does she borrow?
She borrows her husband's last name.
Chupa mi polla.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.
Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
Milk is that the Uganda way?
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.
If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?