Short jokes
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
"Lune, it’s me."
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
vgvgvgh.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.