Short jokes
What's better than poo?
"Ur Mater."
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
Bill Cosplay
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
Beau Ruse is Gay.
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
Angus' love life.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?
"(Me)owwww!"
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
Why are people joking about this stuff?