Short jokes
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
You masturbate...
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You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
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You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.