Short jokes
Gvvvvvvvuhhgh.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...