Short jokes
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
But when?
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"