Short jokes

Short jokes

Bed

You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.

Robot

Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?

'Cause he was in need of a light snack!

Door

The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.

Phone

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

Plank

As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.

Because we couldn't afford a dog.

Dishwasher

There was a big problem yesterday.

My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.

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