Short jokes
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
Are you fin-ished with your work?
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
Cam was hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?