Short jokes
When you still there?
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
Mike Oxlong.
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
Your (DYM 6).
Guys, add me in Discord.
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Yurrrrrrr?
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
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