Short jokes

Short jokes

Mama

Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Football

So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.

Category

I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.

Unleash the jokers...👍

Slice

Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!

Beer

The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.

Fisherman

My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.

I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.

Milk

I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.

Kid

"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."

Knife

I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.

Blue

Which one's super super corny?

1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.

2. What's blue and super hard to see?

Dark blue. (🤔)

Ticket

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.