Short jokes
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Do nut get in my way.
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.