Short jokes
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
Chinmey?
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Read my name.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
ISI?
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.