What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Short Jokes
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored
Blake drinks Coke.
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Yo momma so fat!
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
I’m back, bitches!
Why is this a category?
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Harrison
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
