Short jokes
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Go touch some grass, bro.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
Bush is innocent, he's white...
If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!