Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
have you heard of the.. uh Pokemon called uh rhy.. rhy
rhydon deez nuts
Why doesn't my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.
How do you circumcise a hill billy....... Kick his sister in the jaw
the word ginger is just the n word reorganized
What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common... they both carry vegetables
why did the depressed person cross the road.
to get ran over.
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?
The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
what can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"it will be over soon"
What's red and bad for your teeth? -- A brick.
friend: “ whats that on your arm” me: “ oh nothing just decided i wanted to cosplay a tiger “
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left?" Because women dont have rights.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids swimming pool
A bath bomb
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The Apple falls from the tree
I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
Can't wait to meet you! So join the Depression family! We open real soon! Try best to hold onto sanity!
the teacher told me to put my MP3 away so i brought out my MP5, now that bitch knows what not to tell me
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? The cabinet had sleeping pills.
