Short jokes
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
All my jokes are cries for help.
INCLUDING THIS ONE.
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
Someone lunged at me, armed with an unregistered nurse. I hit the floor.
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?
How are Jews and potatoes different?
A potato keeps its skin.
can someone please tell what happened?
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What time do you call me tomorrow?
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.