What's the difference between my dad and a hooker?
Hookers come back.
Short Jokes
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
Are you depression? 'Cause you're always on my mind~
Walked in to a gun store, everything was half off.
I didn't know back-to-school shopping started.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.
When you send her a dick pic, but then she sends you one right back...
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.
You're like a cloud. When you go away, it's a beautiful day.
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait.
My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
