Short jokes

Short jokes

Dad

What's the difference between my dad and a hooker?

Hookers come back.

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  • Hole

    Gays: "I like men."

    Straight: "I like women."

    Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."

    Gun store

    Walked in to a gun store, everything was half off.

    I didn't know back-to-school shopping started.

    Pedophile

    My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.

    Orphan

    Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.

    Rapist

    What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?

    One of them knows the definition of no.

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  • Chin

    I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.

    Friend

    best friend makes 9/11 joke.

    you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."

    best friend: "I'm sorry."

    you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."

    Tea

    I like my people how I like my tea...

    In a bag under water.

    Charity

    I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

    It's called "spastics on elastics."

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