Short jokes
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.