What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
Short Jokes
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What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
I love big hot sexy men.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
