Short jokes
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.