What is a cannibals favorite drink? Coffee
An Orphan walks into a bar and The bartender says "buddy you have to go home" the orphan replies " where is home"
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe, till there all black and blue!
(Classic)
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic Attacks
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion? Because she knew the lion was always lion. #WORST JOKES EVER
What did the screw say to the screw, We sure screwed things up
When you mom says go to bed but you replied with But mom i need help because it is inside but we are outside
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...I bought a Dalek egg timer recently... After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!
Where do duck poop out of? From their buttquack
what do you call someone who is extra virgin
mrs frame
why is a pro fighter like a fisher
They both can throw a hook
rocks are used to much people take em for granite
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.
I once dated a Math teacher,, it turned out she was nothing but problems
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser
search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG? (The Hunger Games)
A Rainbow.
Suicide: Turning ones biology into complex organic chemistry.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds
