Short jokes
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
Chat date for Tenya and Jordan.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
The belt broke.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.