Short jokes

Short jokes

Booty

Pirate

What does every pirate hate?

A small chest with no booty.

Wife

My wife treats me like God!

She takes no notice of my existence until she wants something.

Road

Why did the telemarketer cross the road?

I don't know.

I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.

Name

Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?

A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.

Hooker

What does a hooker and butter have in common?

They both spread for bread.

Knife

Dark Humor

I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.

Problem

Dark Humor

I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.

Hitler

Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

Lie

Disney

What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."

Criminal Record

The interviewer asked me if I had a criminal record when I was requesting Australian citizenship.

I replied, "No. Is that still required?"

Chicken

I’ve just discovered that cock fighting is done with chickens.

12 months of training completely wasted.

Risk

I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.

It was a Risk I was willing to take.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Adult

What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy zicam extreme congestion relief? George Floyd was able to breathe again