What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
I love big hot sexy men.