Short jokes
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Hey ummm help!
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy zicam extreme congestion relief? George Floyd was able to breathe again
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life.
Potatoes
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
A ginger.