Short jokes
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!