Short jokes
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.