Short jokes
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life.
Potatoes
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
Lewis Clow
Robyn Smith
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!