This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
Short Jokes
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
Scan my wrist for 75% off!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
