Short jokes

Sup guys, how are you?

I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.

Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!

Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.

How do people get skinny?

Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)

Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"

My mom left me at a very young age.

What do you call a missing Indian woman?

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)

What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"

How do you scare a lot of people in New York?

Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."

What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)

Why do risky people have cats?

So they have 10 lives with them.

Where do you order nonbinary pizza?

Little xe/xyrs.

These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

You just got fruit-rolled.

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.

So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?

A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.