Short jokes
1 like = 1 kid in the bed with me.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.