Short jokes
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
What were the webs?
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.