Short jokes
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
“Which tool,” Andrea Bocelli asks Chris Doemges, “fits best in the mailbox?”
Doemges: “Probably the flathead screwdriver!”
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
Who do the United States owe trillions of dollars to?
Jew-piter.
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.