Short jokes
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
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Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.