Short jokes
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
Read my name.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.