Short jokes
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Pregnant teen: I'm pregnant, my mum's gonna kill me.
Unborn baby: My mum's gonna kill me.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
I like strippers on me.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
How do you see past that forehead?