Short jokes
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.