Short jokes
I wank over Rose Watson.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!