Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
Short Jokes
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
How many wives does Santa have?
Ho Ho Ho!
Bill Cosplay
Electricity.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
At a date:
He: "I work with animals every day."
Me: "Oh, how sweet! What do you do?"
He: "I'm a butcher."
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
