Short jokes
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.
Just kidding.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.
But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.