Short jokes
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
Herrit?
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Your hairline.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
You will never have a girlfriend.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)