Get a fucking life, you horny bastards!
Short Jokes
Do I sit broken-hearted?
I came to sh*t and only farted.
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
Poke diver 1 sucks!
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
What is italian sausage?
The dick of a gay italian.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
Icebergie is a randy.
