Short jokes
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I smell like skunk.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
My name has "anus" in it.
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
How do mountains see? They peek.
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
My ex died today.
I also lost my job as a butcher.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
These ain't jokes. These are just sad truths.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.