Short jokes
When you still there?
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
Bye!
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five...
...but it left him hanging.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.
Gwen, can we chat in this link?
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
"I swear I'm the real Gwen! I swear on my life!"
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!