Short jokes

Yurrrrrrr?

Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?

'Cause he was in need of a light snack!

Bababooey.

Pineapple turnover.

F is for friends who don't talk to you.

U is for Ur alone.

N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.

"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"

Everyone, just as a warning, stay AWAY from Akeld!

"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"

Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"

What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.

What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.

Leo: Mom?

Mom: Yes!

Leo: Is rape good?

Mom: NO!

Leo: Good cause I raped someone!

Mom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?

Tess: No!

Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!

Tess: Oh!

What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?

Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.

How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)

I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"

Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.

Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*

Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?

They made the toys.