Short jokes

Gwen just wanted to let you know you suck like a lot, you are a loser. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬😬😏😏😏😏

I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.

When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.

What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?

It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*

Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?

Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.

Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.

Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!

Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked.

Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).

Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!

Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?

I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?

What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?

Artistic.

Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?

'Cause they are just boys.

Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.

You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.

I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.

We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.

I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.