Short jokes
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
I cried when my dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.