Short jokes
Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
What is a Irish 💋 😗 kiss 💋 a blowjob from a gay Irishman
If you're a crucified savior, clap your hands.
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
I told my psychiatrist I was going to go kill myself. He asked if I was paying for this appointment in check or cash.
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)