Short jokes
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Dababy
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
I keep looking for my girlfriend's killer, but no one wants to do it.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
Bored.
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"