Short jokes
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?