I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
Short Jokes
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
