Short jokes
I walked into the doctor's surgery and he said to me, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." I said, "Capricorn." He said, "Nah, you got cancer."
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were. I responded, "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Prom (DYM 85).
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
My dad brought me some sunglasses, but it still wasn't enough to keep my son out of my life.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy find his mum.
"What's she like?" he asked the boy.
"BIG COCKS AND VODKA!" said the boy.
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.