Short jokes
Everybody was kung flu dying.
It traveled as fast as lightning.
2020 was expert timing.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳
inside 🚹 🚹 restroom
equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside
glory 🕳
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Grandma: Young people your age are married by now, why aren’t you?
Me: Old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"