Short jokes

What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?

Nothing, he just exploded.

If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.

Bully: Your fat.

Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.

Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.

Orphan jokes? They protest.

How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.

Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!

I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

What do you call a fish and a guitar?

Tunafish.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.

Does it cycle now? 🚲

What did me and my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid.

Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?

ODB: Yep

Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?

Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.

Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!

Bob Weir: Where are you going?

Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈

What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?

He got gangryeen.

Gangrene+green+angry

Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.

What is the poorest country in the world?

Poortugal...

Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?

What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?