Short jokes
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
I just thought of the best invention ever: a vape dildo.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍
Uhhhh...
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!