Short jokes

I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.

I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.

Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.

Genie: Your wish is granted.

Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.

What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.

You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.

Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.

I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"

I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."

What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.

How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.

You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RC-XD incoming.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"

Because the cheese got raped.

Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

If someone calls you, just say:

"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"

What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!

Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!

Did you hear about the new Chinese food?

It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!