Short jokes
Approached (DYM 100).
Anyone play Roblox?
Cardi B has very long nails.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Addison in bra.
I watch gay porn.