Short jokes
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
Dislike this.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
School's being safe.
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
Your future.
Cheese.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
But he could only get 1 trade.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.