Short jokes

What do you call a bruised banana?

A school bus full of his kids.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?

A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.

What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?

My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭

Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.

Masochists and sadists are made for each other.

Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.

STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.

If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.

Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.

What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.

My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.

I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.

"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.

I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store, just to take me with him and scan my wrist.

I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."

Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.

A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."

Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?

Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.

Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.

Guy: Where are they then?

Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].