Short jokes
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low... Better turn 'em on, just stubbed my f***ing toe!"
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Drawers!
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.