Short jokes
Where is Freshfry?
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
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Me to my friend: I only date suicidal girls.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because that pussy is limited edition.
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
Google is butt.
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
Gwen is a 40-year-old man, I think.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.