Short jokes
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
"Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?"
"Ok."
"What town did you grow up in?"
"Oral."
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
Orphans are cool.
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.