Short jokes

Short Jokes

This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.

A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.

Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂

I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"