Short jokes
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."