Short jokes
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. đ¤Ł
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? FĂźhrereous.
Bully: Howâs your girlfriend?
Kid: I donât have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Hahaha!
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
I was hunting at night for deer, and then I found one and shot it. I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.