Short jokes
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
A woman walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
Jack
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
Drama queens be like: =- (
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
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