Short jokes
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Orphans can't find the home page.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
This isn't a joke but...
GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.