A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
i fell down the stairs once.
I'll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
i was trying to hang the lights when i accidentally kicked the chsur
Ill never forget my grampa's last words, "stop shaking the ladder you cunt"
The patient said when will this be over? "The doctor said after you die." The patient says "was that a morbid joke." The doctor says "well um actually you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure." The patient says "well its a bright day maybe if you weren't clumsy."
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson she kicked herself in the testicles...
When you say, "I'm high!".
But then you fall off.
i AM ARAF AND I AM CLUMSY
Today at the bank a old lady asked me to check her balance so I pushed her... she had really bad balance
Yo mama so clumsy she gave birth to you.
I just a had a birthday party last week at my crib i invited two fine beautiful looking women one was skinny and her was kelly and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita both of them came by i told Chiquita only kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday you can't you too fat and clumsy and i don't have any food or drinks for you so see ya later nutty professor.
