A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
i fell down the stairs once.
I'll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
i was trying to hang the lights when i accidentally kicked the chsur
The patient said when will this be over? "The doctor said after you die." The patient says "was that a morbid joke." The doctor says "well um actually you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure." The patient says "well its a bright day maybe if you weren't clumsy."
Ill never forget my grampa's last words, "stop shaking the ladder you cunt"
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When you say, "I'm high!".
But then you fall off.
i AM ARAF AND I AM CLUMSY
Today at the bank a old lady asked me to check her balance so I pushed her... she had really bad balance
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