Clumsiness

Clumsiness Jokes

Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"

Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?

A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.

A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"

The kid says, "It doesnโ€™t matter, Iโ€™m going to drop it anyway!" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?

A bull in a china shop.

The patient said, "When will this be over?"

The doctor said, "After you die."

The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"

The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."

The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.

Today at the bank a old lady asked me to check her balance so I pushed her... she had really bad balance

I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.

Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.