Clumsiness

Clumsiness Jokes

Yo mama

Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"

Mama

Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?

A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.

Ice Cream

A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"

The kid says, "It doesnโ€™t matter, Iโ€™m going to drop it anyway!" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Last Word

    I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"

    Chair

    I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.

    Cow

    What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?

    A bull in a china shop.

    Word

    I'll never forget my grampa's last words, "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

    Doctor

    The patient said, "When will this be over?"

    The doctor said, "After you die."

    The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"

    The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."

    The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"

    Mama

    Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.

    Balance

    Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... she had really bad balance.

    Birthday Party

    I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.

    Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.