Short jokes
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Daddy, harder!
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
God is good. God is great.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.