Short jokes
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.