Short jokes
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
Make America Great Britain again!
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
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Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
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