Short jokes
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Anyone want to join us? :DDD Talk to anyone on the chat :)
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
Hey Sandy.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
RIP Harambe.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.