Short jokes

Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.

Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.

How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.

What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.

How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Tu.

Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, feminists don't change anything.

Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?

Because no one’s looking for them.

What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?

Consensual Rapper 7.

What's Penaldo's least favorite food?

Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣

What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?

A Shawarmano Cameldo!

Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?

Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵

I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.

I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.

It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.

can someone please tell what happened?

I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.

Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.