Short jokes
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.
And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What the sigma?
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.
How many children does Explain Bear have?
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
I moved so much stone today.
I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈