What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Short Jokes
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
My wife said I have no sense of direction.
I said, "Where did that come from?"
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
Y'all ass fr fr.
I hate autistic people.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
