Shooting jokes
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed.
"Fuck the school, fuck it!"
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
Teacher: We have a new student today class, come introduce yourself.
Student: My name is Buttitches.
Teacher: Please tell us your real name.
Student: Buttitches.
Teacher: I’m calling the police.
Police: Son, please tell me your real name or I’m going to shoot you.
Student: Buttitches.
Police: *shoots gun.*
A few days later, the police go to the funeral and sits behind the mom. While crying, the mom says, "My Buttitches!" The police say, "We’ll scratch it, lady."
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.